When I fart poop flies out...why?

for the past 2 days when I toot poop flies out.I was wondering I was wondering if you knew what this is. Please help me.

Why did the UN fail in its plan to create a Palestinian State in the late 1940s?

The Palestinians themselves rejected their state;A. The surrounding Arab nations unjustly attacked Israel

Anyone work as a lifeguard at kings dominion?

Do you know a lifeguard named malik? palestinian? have no contact of him and my friend has his stuff! need help

How do i not hurt her?

Well there's this girl that i think likes me...?? She kinda gave me the hint she wanted me to take her home on her birthday but i didn't. Well i like her but i'm sexually frustrated and i know i'll try to bed her if we end up alone. However she's a nice girl and i don't think i want a relationship so i didn't pursue her for a long time. We just say hi and talk when we see each other. What should i do?

Why are Republicans calling Obama an Elitist and a bad Leader but Elitists make the strongest leaders?

Elitists are also out of touch with regular people. If you want someone that has zero clue what's going on then sure vote and support an elitist.

What should I do? should I mention anything to her?

This girl who went to my school moved to London so shes friends with basically everyone in my grade but about 5 months ago I got a friend request from her and we started inboxing on facebook very little. But the thing is she already moved and I didnt even know her. So long story short we became really close and skype and talk mostly everyday and I even became close to her friends in London. The thing is its so weird since she went to my school and how close I am with her but I havent even met her. She hints that she likes me and even her friends in London tell me how she talks about me all the time. But to be honest I find the whole online relationship weird. But its not like im talking to a stranger since shes gone to my school and everything. I just dont want to be mean and make her feel that I dont like her because I do and I feel bad because I talk about girls all the time to her but I just cant help it cuz its not like shes with me. Everything is just really weird becuase I do consider her a close friend even though we've never met.

How can I communicate my standards?

You've just got to be strait with him. Tell him you don't want to be a drinking buddy and that you really don't drink as much as you have with him. You can't really beat around the bush on this one...